When Ah Jed talks about Chua Soi Lek

WARNING: This post has been deemed unsuitable for any gin na who is under the age of 18.It contains alot of profanities from different chinese dialects, and it discusses Chua Soi Lek.


 This is what happens when Ah Jed is too free, he'll choose one random people and tiu him. As for today, our unfortunate victim is none other than the famous pornstar, Chua Soi Lek!!!!!!

The reason why I tiu him is not because he has a very 'cat lan' face(my opinion may be different from yours, you may think that he looks as good as Takeshiro). Who the f is Takeshiro? go google it lah..... Just like 'satan' is the symbol of 'evil' , Chua Soi Lek is the symbol of 'immorality'.


       In US or Uk, or Cambodia or any other country for f sake, when your dick(regardless of its length) is exposed to the public for the wrong reason, your politic career is over. Ok lah... who didnt have sex before.........a man sure have his needs mah.........KNNCCB your wife is waiting for you at home why you must tapau outside???? but nevermind lah......as a fellow human being we must know when to mind our own business......but then.....a few week after his brilliant low intensity sex-tape being 'published', he got promoted from vice-president of MCA to president of MCA.yeah right anything can happen in Bolehland


       For those mindless MCA member who choose to vote for him in the party election, a small humble question for you...'Do you endorse adultery?'. I m very very dissapointed when the pornstar got elected to become the MCA president...it undoubtedly sends the wrong message to our neighbor country.


       Everytime when this fella opens his mouth, it reminds me of the sex video.As a registered voter, I have planned to vote for Teh Kim Po (a MCA candidate) in the coming election, but then now, I have changed my mind.To be fair,the now ruling PR candidate hasnt done a good job either(roads full of potholes,alot illegal gambling shoplots,banyak shining shining punya tapak kaki and many more).Therefore, I will not vote for either PR or MCA member, I will vote for any neutral candidate without a party because and BECAUSE a vote for any MCA candidate(who endorsed adultery)is a vote for adultery and 'I DONT ENDORSE ADULTERY'



 +++DISCLAIMER+++ Everything in this post is based on countless research on Chua Soi Lek's sex video, therefore it is fair to claim that this post contains nothing but the truth.


 Glossary

gin na= 'child' or 'children' in hokkien
tiu= 'fuck' in cantonese.(has alot of uses)
KNNCB= abbreviation for************ trust me, theres no use learning that

When Ah Jed learns that 'Everything Starts from the bottom'

Yeah everything starts from bottom. It is not that hard to understand the meaning of this phrase but the true meaning deep down ,only a few can understand.

Life is like climbing a mountain. Every steps,every decision, every breath requires utmost attention. 1 little slip may cause one to slip downhill, making one to starts all over from the bottom again.

When you at the peak of the mountain, one thing that you shouldn't and mustn't do is to look down from the hill, despising people that are trying their best to climb to the spot you are in now, remember you start from that exact spot as well. One must also not ignore the fact that, 1 mistake will make you slip to the bottom of the hill.



The right and rational thing to do when climbing a mountain is, to look forward and climb to the peak. Dont look back and worry about the other hikers that are going to overtake you because the minute you do so, you made mistake, and you slip. Like the bitch in my discrimination law class.

I looked like an idiot, I looked like a clown, in the seminars. I am not a good english user, but looking down on me was the worse thing you can do."oh god , why?" , her expression when holding her assessed work paper was priceless. Now that I have my first victory, I cant wait for the final exams so I can hits my final nail in your coffin.

ps: I dont bother to correct my grammatical error in this post so that you know what kind of person you are losing to.