Thursday, March 17, 2011

When Ah Jed meets pui por

Okay folks, another rare update to my dead blog.Today, I overslept and missed my morning class.The alarm in my phone aint working right anymore. To be honest, to be truthful, to be 'not lying' I was kinda glad , I slept at 4am last night and I dont want my Jason Mraz alarm to wake me up.

Okay I am in fact guilty of missing the class today, but even if i am guilty, even if I am wrong,that does not change the fact that i am still a normal human being, I need my breakfast. I was all alone in my house this-morning, so no leeching for free breakfast today. The easiest, convenient-iest and budget-iest breakfast will be chicken rice,So i drove my car to the nearest chicken rice stall near my house.

before you read the next paragraph, I would like use this opportunity to tell all the reader that I do not judge a person base on their appearance.I understand and I am well aware that I am not the best looking guy in the world, but I do try my best to be nice to all people.

At there I met a blazingly, oversized woman in typical OL's attire,bobstyle hair, and a nerd glasses.As a nice guy, as a educated person I lined behind her. I also understand that a woman will feel insecure and unsafe when a 6-foot tall unshaved man suddenly stands behind her.She looked back, staring violently straight at my eye. I smiled at her, to clarify the doubts,to clear the fog, sending her a 'I am here to buy chicken rice only and I am hungry' message. She mumbled something, and then look away.Of course , i respected her, she is feeling unsafe, she is feeling violated, she is being psychologically raped, I decided maintain a distance from her after I ordered my chicken rice. She then again, stared violently and angrily at me, even though I maintained a 'safe' distance between me and her, then again she mumbled something and looked away.

I feel so offended, I am ugly, I am fat, and I din shave this morning granted! But which part of me deserves this kind of treatment from her? I give myself many reasons to forgive her, like 'okay i guess she is having her period today', 'she had just lost her job', 'her boyfriend refuse to have sex with her because she is too ugly' or 'her boyfriend just dumped her because she peed at his car'. After giving myself so many reason, and again as an educated man I decided to forgive her.

After answering my mom's call, a honk on the street caught my attention. I looked at that direction and saw that fatty in her blue colour kelisa showing the 'finger' to me.I mean if you wanna do cool things ,if you wanna test your guts you should do it in front of me. I will definitely lay my fist on her anytime, if she does this in front of me. And yeah dont let me see her fat ass on the street again, or else I will definitely give her a free moral lesson in a hard way with the assistance of my co-lecturer , teacher or whatever you wanna call them.

If she think that I am hitting on her just because i smiled at her, she is terribly wrong. This is what we call 'daily etiquette'. When I go to pasar, the malay aunty will smile at me, I go to mamak, the indian waiter will pat my back and ask for my order and I go to bah kut teh stall, the tauke will chat with me. Fatso!this is what we call 1 Malaysia.

There is 2 thing that I regret today,
1) I couldnt lay my fist on the fatso's face
2) I could not take a snapshot of that fatso,

So far in every post of my blog contains picture, so I just googled some random picture and put it in this post.



p/s:To the 4 beautiful lady in this picture, I know you are an angel, i know you are kind-hearted woman, and i know 4 of you do contribute to your country in many ways, if displaying you beautiful picture in my blog does offend you, please e-mail me and i'll remove it immediately.

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